Alternated Headlines for ‘California police are investigating after a Sacramento resident reported finding women’s underwear repeatedly placed on her car ’ Article by Insider.com | Mon Oct 4, 2021

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It seems that well-known publications are really stretching for content without having our former president to fuel the machines. Insider published a News article titled “California police are investigating after a Sacramento resident reported finding women’s underwear repeatedly placed on her car.” This headline was too good to pass up a chance to write some alternates.

Insider Article headline via Facebook News screenshot

Here are some alternate headlines for the article. Enjoy

• Panty Dropper on the Loose in The Sunshine State
• ‘Got the drawers’ but don’t want them: CA Police Investigate Appearances of Women’s Underwear
• Mystery Undercarriage Underminer Sought after by Sacramento PD; No Suspects in Vehicle’s Splashed with Unsolicited Undergarments
• Local Officers Pleasantly Puzzled While Patrolling for Panties Perp
• Gift or Curse: As Lady’s Underpants Mysteriously Placed on Vehicles, not All Residents Pleased with Sizes Received
• ‘I feel seen but also afraid’, Remarks Victim Who Reportedly Found Various Vagina Coverings on Her Vehicle
• Enthusiastic Investigation Underway for Knicker Droppers in Sacramento
• Investigators Given Baffling Wedgie by Mystery Minge Muzzler Menace
• Sneaky Satin Samaritan Slips away Unseen after Sliding Skimpy Victoria’s Secrets under Saturn’s Windshield Wipers
• No Suspects in Sacramento Case Residents are Calling the ‘Summertime Saint Knicker’