A Spoiler-free Review of The Batman for People with Short Attention Spans | Sun Mar 13, 2022

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I watched The Batman at an 11 PM showing, and there was no period I felt I could snooze. Great movie. Here’s my spoiler free review for people with short attention spans.

Party Crasher — The Batman (2022) property of WarnerMedia

• The new Batman believes in forced induction and throwing the right hook without a jab
• I thought bats could fly 🤔🤔
• Hey! Isn’t that kid Tim Drake from the Titans series now streaming on HBOMax??
• Zoë Kravitz face #sheesh
• I want this Batman to be playable in Smash Bros.
• Riddler is a MF — a serious problem.
• I don’t want any other Selina Kyle now. None. Ever…Lawd, she kills it!
• This masterpiece is dark, raw, and believably human.
• I think this is the dopest Batmobile yet
• Batman is serving hands at night like Waffle House platters. A little Wing Chun, a little Krav Maga in there.
• Selina delivers hands by certified mail the entire movie — a little taekwondo, a little Capoeira
• Supreme acting. Still can’t believe that’s Colin Farrell.
• The IMAX screen is worth it.
• I couldn’t stop staring at the “bat” chest piece. It just looks so hardcore.
• The Batman feels like a dark detective novel in motion picture form.

“I have a thing for strays.” — The Batman (2022) property of WarnerMedia